LOO LOO CATASTROPHE! - Story The Phantom Puppeteer (male reader x helluva boss harem x Hazbin hotel) (2024)

Y/n pov
I woke up to screaming and yelling between Queen Stella and Prince Stolas. I groaned in annoyance for it's always something between them. I got up and put on my normal outfit and put my mask on the side of my face. I grabbed one of the Protein bars from the small fridge and opened it and threw the trash in the rooms waste bin and walked out. Why are they arguing this time I wonder. I bet Stolas finally got caught having an affair with Blitzo. I seen Octavia listening to her music what sounded like some depressing rock. I decided to leave her be and I didn't really have enough care to set down the things Stella enjoys throwing around.

I heard Stella roar "I CANT BELIEVE YOU SLEPT WITH AN IMP. IN OUR f*ckING BED NO LESS!!" I heard Stolas say "IT WAS UNEXPECTED I HAD ANY TIME TO GO TO A MOTEL!" Poor choice of words Prince Stolas you just set the last nerve that Stella have on fire. Stella screamed far louder and full of hatred "A MOTEL!!! LIKE A f*ckING PLEBEIAN!!"

I watched Stella grabbed Pringle's and screamed "YOU WANT TO f*ck THIS ONE TO YOU DAMN IMP SUCKING FREAK!!! YOUR SUCH A DAMN EMBARRASSMENT!" I watched her throw Pringles which my f/c threads shot out instinctively and caught him which prevented him from getting hurt. My threads brought him over to me and I put him on the ground and brushed the dirt off his suit and said "She dirtied your best outfit Pringles." He said "Don't worry Y/n...I'm used to it by now." I said "It still wasn't right for Stella to do that to you. She should show more self restraint. Just keep tending to your daily duties alright and just ignore Stella." He nodded and grabbed the dust pan and broom and started to clean.

As Octavia went to the kitchen I decided to go check on Stella for she usually enjoys piano music." I followed the sounds of her screaming and breaking more objects. I soon arrived at her usual hiding place which was the music hall. I peeked in and seen her just rubbing her face in frustration. I decided to keep an eye on her for a few moments to see if she gets better. She eventually did which I let out a small silent sigh of relief which her head snapped towards my direction and I let out a small eep. I immediately ducked behind cover. I then heard her beginning to approach.

I went to flee until I felt her hand lay on my shoulder and she sternly asked "Why were you peeking on me young man?" My heart started racing because I felt like I was in danger so I quickly said while panicking "I HEARD YOU CRYING AND I WAS WORRIED!!" She facepalmed and rubbed my head which stunned me and said "At least someone in this damn prison worries about me...But you have to get to work."

I nodded fearfully and she seen a one of those bars in my pocket and she said "He's been giving you those 50/50 bars hasn't he?" I nodded and she said "hand them over and stay here while I go get what you actually should be eating." I nodded and she proceeded to burn all of the 50/50 bars Stolas has been supplying me after my first day working at IMP." Stella may not like Stolas but she cares a great deal about mine and Octavia's physical growth. Stolas is better equipped when it comes to emotional and mental wellbeing.

After a few moments Stella came back with a couple of bars that was called All-Nutritional-Devil-Treats. She said "Only eat 1 bar for every 3 hours alright." I nodded and she whistled and Pringles appeared and he said "Can you go drop Y/n off at his work for me?" Pringles nodded and I followed him and waved goodbye to Stella and I followed Pringles out to the gates.

Blitzo and them were already there and he said "GET IN SLOWPOKE THERES MONEY TO BE MADE!" I got in and seen Octavia and Stolas inside so I was crammed between Octavia and Millie. I looked at Octavia and seen she was a bit nervous with everyone in the vehicle so I tapped her on the shoulder. She looked at me as I pulled out her headphone and proceeded to whispered "It'll be ok alright...just relax if not for Stolas or Stella then for me alright?" She nodded and patted my head and whispered "Alright only for you ok?" I smiled softly and suddenly the breaks were slammed and it nearly threw me through the windshield until Millie and Moxxie grabbed my shoulders and stopped me from flying forward." I said "Thank Satan you both were in here. We all filed out of the vehicle and Blitzo looked at Stolas and said "if you try f*cken' my ass in there...I SWEAR-" I wasn't gonna stay any longer so I grabbed Octavia's hand and we walked in leaving them behind.

I heard Octavia say "I'm gonna be sick." Moxxie zoomed over and he said "OH CRUMBS! I KNEW TODAY IS GONNA BE A LOT. WHAT DO YOU NEED?!?" We watched him start pulling different medicines out...WAIT IS THAT MORPHINE!!! HOW...THE!!!" Octavia said "that was figurative old man..." I watched Moxxie chuckle nervously and said "she said it was literal though." I patted Moxxie on the back and said "dont delve too deep into it Mox. She can't stand Stolas and Blitzo's flirtatious romance. I'll go talk to her alright. Do you have a Pistol or something. I'll need it if things go south which I have a gut instinct telling me that we're gonna be expecting something alright."

He nodded and he pulled out a Smith & Wesson .500 magimum with 4 reloads. I noticed Stolas was amazed by everything and I grabbed Via's hand to comfort her and moxxie was talking about his fear of theme park mascots. Suddenly a giant apple jumped out and I quickly punched him and jumped back and took aim. Stolas helped him up and apologized for me. It caused all of them to laugh and Moxxie shout "YOU SHOWED HIM!" I put my hands on my knees and took a minute to catch my breath and once I did I signed "Don't f*cking do that you damn oversized stuffed apple. I nearly ended you." He was confused and Millie explained what I said to him. I was patted on the back and I seen it was Loona and she said "that was too damn funny to not record"

Octavia pov
I said "I have a question." Loo Loo replied "Well, ask away, little girlie! A-hyuk a-hyuk a-hyuk!" I said "Is this really just a spin off of Lucifer's far more popular Luu Luu World?" He shook his head no and I replied "this place reeks of insecure corporate shame." My father chuckled nervously and said "Why don't we go check out the rides huh?" I walked ahead and I overheard that stupid apple say "that chicks Cree-" suddenly a loud gun shot was heard and I looked and seen Y/n juggling a revolver that he most likely just startled himself with." I seen the gunshots go through the worm of the mascot and I seen the apple pissed himself. I heard Y/n shouting "f*ck f*ck f*ck WHERE THE HELL IS THE SAFETY ON THIS THING" he accidentally shot a few more rounds until he decided to just drop it and quickly jumped for cover behind me. I laughed loudly and the others did as well and Blitzo said "Ok Moxxie show Y/n how to properly hold and use a firearm in the future."

I patted Y/n on the head and he glared at me but I laughed softly. We kept walking and passed a gift shop which caught Y/n's attention. Millie started talking about how her parents would bring her here when they could afford to and Y/n said "The prices are outrageous...29 souls for one novelty cup. You're practically asking to be robbed." He turned and walked ahead which I caught up to him and gave him a side hug. He clearly doesn't like being here. Not that I blame him. I don't want to be here either. He has that look of resentment in his eyes. We all noticed the circus tent and my father said "Via you used to cry tears of joy when we came here last."

I had a brief flashback and me and Blitzo said in unsion "I hate that damn clown." I heard my father say "Ohh Blitzy I need my bodyguard." I turned to se Y/n with headphones in his ears and I noticed mine were missing." Really Y/n you could've asked." I was suddenly grabbed and binded and I struggled and they put a bag over my head and dragged me off. I kept stuggling until I was hit on the head which dazed me."

Y/n pov
I took Via's headphones out and noticed she was missing. I called for her a couple times and received no response. I started going into a panic attack and I ate one of the bars to hopefully to calm me down but I grabbed the sides of my head and images of what possibly happened to Via filled my mind until I heard a snap in my mind. My panic quickly turned into anger at myself and I looked up at the sky and shouted VIAAA!!!! Hundreds of thousands of F/c threads shot out of the ground and created a massive dome coving the whole park and I was beginning to lose my mind. My adrenaline kicked into overdrive and I kept screaming for Via."

Blitzo/Millie/Moxxie/Loona/Stolas pov

WAS THAT Y/N!?!

Loona pov
Why is there red threads everywhere!

Blitzo pov
That was definitely Y/n and it does not sound good.

Millie/Moxxie pov
WHAT IS HAPPENING!!

Stolas pov
Oh dear this is not good...not good in the slightest. Via must've been captured and Y/n is practically inseparable from Via. Come on Via...I need you to fight for Y/n...he needs you right now!

Alessandra pov
I was listening to the radio until static came in and a lady said "BREAKING NEWS! We have received numerous reports that the Luu Luu Land spin off otherwise known as Loo Loo Land has been surrounded in a massive dome made out of F/c threads. Let's go to our reporter Tom. Tom can you inform us and our listeners about what is happening. A male voice said "certainly just 5 minutes ago we heard a male screaming the words Via. We have no idea what is happening but we did find out something about these threads. Listen carefully as I throw this Apple at the thread. Suddenly there was a loud sizzling noise followed by a male screaming." This will surely be entertaining to watch. I used my shadows and traveled to Loo Loo land and I seen the reporters body completely severed in a million pieces. I used my shadows to go through the f/c threaded barrier and there was green fire and everything was practically destroyed. I had an instinctual feeling this is Y/n's doing. I walked around as I watched people fleeing in terror to just be sliced to ribbons by the thread. I heard Y/n scream for someone named Via again. I had to dodged a couple threads that shot my way and there was a smaller dome with Y/n inside clutching his head as more threads shoot out of his back. He looked drained and he was clearly in pain. I seen Stolas run over but I put shadows in front of him and said "I'm sorry Your majesty but we can't go closer than this. I'll show you." I pointed my finger at him and a couple of shadows charged at him and threads skewered through them. I said "I believe this Via is the Key. These threads are being subconsciously controlled by his emotions. I don't know what this...Via looks like so I'll stay here in monitor Y/n's state." We heard tires screeching and a van drove by and said "PUSH THE BIRD OUT THIS JOB ISN'T WORTH THE PAY! The van doors were opened and a tied up female with a sack was pushed out. I watched Stolas run over to her and tear off the bindings and sack off her head and suddenly the van was grabbed by the threads and quickly destroyed and decapitated the Imps inside.


LOO LOO CATASTROPHE! - Story The Phantom Puppeteer (male reader x helluva boss harem x Hazbin hotel) (2024)

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